horny

When Girls: start fingering themsleves
Guys: rub their dicks

Walking in the mall i see the hottest guy in the world and i walk over and kiss him. "wow" he says and i take him to the bathroom and undress revealing my 36C boobs and wet pussy. i kiss him more and unzip his pants, and his cock bulges out of the hole in his boxers i lick it all around and suck his balls, while he plays with my tits. i am now extremly horny and so is he, but i keep sucking to get him harder. he pushes me away and licks my pussy as far as he can go in, and then he cant stand it any longer and shoves his 9'' into my pussy. we forgot to close the door so a crowd is forming. his friends enter and start to join in. i spread my legs wide and start deep throating all of them in turn and getting fucked in the ass and pussy "HARDER FASTER! COME ON!!!!!" i scream and one by one they have orgasms and leave me.i walk out naked and sit on the bench fingering myself and moaning, when another guy and his gf walk over wanting some. we go to an apartment and me and his girfriend start showing him porn, licking eachothers pussys. i push her off and jump him, riding his dick hard and fast, bobbing up and down and he hits my g-spot so many times and we both go into orgasms and fall asleep in the 69 position, his gf then becomes a prostitute, while me and him do that again every day

hope that got you horny, yahoo im me :D

by [e-mail] January 28, 2008

Horny Manfish

The perfected ancient art of doing something really homosexual or odd, or something along the lines of jizzing in a public place. The art reaches its peak, in the part where after doing said act, you yell a random, confusing phrase at your company, and make a daring escape. The facts prove that moses led the israelites out of egypt by pulling a horny manfish. History's great escapes have all been, in reality, real examples of horny manfishes.

Please note that the word has nothing to do with the definition.

Holy shit he just pulled a great Horny Manfish!

Ha! After cumming on the table I have yelled GENGHIS KHAN and therefore pulled a horny manfish!

by JackysonQuagmire2therescue December 1, 2009

Hornymonal

When a woman gets horny due to hormonal overload during her period or when she is pregnant.

My girlfriend always gets hornymonal during that "time" of the month.

Some women tend to get super hornymonal during their pregnancies.

by Jesstania August 21, 2013

Hornyculturalist

Teacher and one knowledgeable in the horny arts.

Namster is such a hornyculturalist. She knows everything perverted.

by Genjuro420 October 24, 2013

horny dolphin

when you strap a thong around a womens face and cum all over it till it gets soaked. When she screams and crys you take out your dick and wack her all over her face till youve beat the chicken good!

bob preformed a horny dolphin on Jessica last night .

SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.

by mrham4444 April 11, 2014

Horny Koala

A short girl that likes being picked up and fucked.

Jim said his girlfriend is a horny koala.

by Batrmmmf December 19, 2014

hornyleptic shock

When a girl or guy is so horny for such a long time that he or she is in shock and orgasms are rapid

Help she is going into hornyleptic shock!

by Not so innocent virgin May 17, 2014