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heaven is a bitch
heaven is a bitch she ugly and she thinks she cute
by SLAYYYYYY🦋💕 April 11, 2022
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Hotel Heaven

SUS SERVER FOR SUS DISCORD USERS
HEY Hotel Heaven is really sus server
by urban-nerd May 14, 2021
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Fly Heaven

The heaven where well-behaved flies spend their afterlife, primarily consisting of a fecalicious, auto-self-replenishing turd, as they swarm head and knee deep in it, feasting & breeding in eternal happiness.
"If a fly is well-behaved in its lifetime, it gets to spend eternity in fly heaven"
by AutomneArctique June 13, 2017
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The Number One Song In Heaven

This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
by Death Menace April 27, 2023
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Stairway to heaven

When a girl is laying face down on an elevated surface with her legs on a man’s shoulders while he stands behind her and he’s eating her out.

After he can get on a step stool and have sex from behind calling it stairway to heaven.
Dude, last night i did stairway to heaven, life changing.
by stairwaytoheavens February 9, 2025
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The tastier the water, the closer to heaven

People who find joy in the everyday are closer to living a happy and wholesome life
the tastier the water, the closer to heaven
by peejaylaylay February 17, 2021
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oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.
Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.
by Isator November 14, 2023
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