Hampants

Noun: The phenomena that occurs in the absence of any discernible delineation between a human's belly and groin, so as to appear as if one was crotching a Christmas ham. The most significant existence of hampants witnessed to date is the groindomen of former New England Patriots/Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis. This effect is accentuated when the subject tucks his/her shirt into their pants, most commonly a polo shirt of some type.

The woman I encountered in line for the petting zoo at the State Fair had Charlie Weis-level hampants.

by BitchRiderAndTheDetroitWheels May 10, 2016

Hampus

The most Swaggy boy you'll ever meet, ones you've seen one Hampus you can't stop thinking of him

Damn, you are so Hampus

by Hamzz December 12, 2016

Hampus

A well educated person that looks fantastic but gets no respect at all, he is also the guy that never gets loved, but bullied by everyone

Hey! Why is he getting so bullied by everyone?! I don't know.. he must be a Hampus

by Useless nobody735 December 12, 2016

Hampus

Hampus is a guy who has a lot of energy and loves make people laugh. He always seeks attention and always get it too, ha hampus is very sweet and kind and is the most wonderful friend to have, he will always listen and then make you laugh❤️

1:who is that? He always has the attention!!!

2:that is hampus a wonderful best friend!

1:I wish I had a hampus..

2: too bad for you, bye bitch!

by Love too everyone December 15, 2016

Hamp

He is a caring, hot, and great boyfriend. A Hamp usually dates a Carolyn and they are perfect for each other. He always listens to what you say even if you don't think he is. He is a great kisser and he is very athletic. A Hamp usually plays football or baseball. A Hamp and a Carolyn are so perfect for each other and never get into fights. A Hamp is a perfect guy and a perfect boyfriend. He is also very hot. All other couples look up to a Hamp and carolyn and want to be just like them

Wow Hamp and carolyn are perfect for each other, I wish I could be like them.

by Baseball is life May 8, 2017

Hampe

The definition of a real man. Strong, smart and a sexual predator. Beware girls.

I dont want a fruity man like Peter or Daniel. I want a real man, a man like Hampe

by Haampan July 25, 2017

hampboy

A real life savage doesn’t gaf about any nigga except for his takerz 💯❗️

That’s a hampboy

Then hampboys some savages

by Adst October 9, 2017