Hoth hair

the condition of one's hair after long-term exposure to cold, snowy weather; usually, a direct result of snow having melted upon a hatless head

(from the film The Empire Strikes Back, which partially takes place on the ice planet of Hoth)

"I should blow-dry this mess upon my head lest I walk around with Hoth hair for the remainder of the evening."

by Professor Echo September 8, 2014

Tomato Hair

When a man or woman breaks another person's hymen then proceeds to put their head on the bloody vagina mopping up the blood with their hair

I need a man who can do the tomato hair

by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017

boxcar haircut

A haircut popular with teenage boys in the 1950s: Longish on the sides combed straight back and with a flat top wiffle pushed up in front with butch wax.

My girlfriend thinks I look like a TV star with my boxcar haircut.

by Allen109 May 22, 2017

Pensi Hair

if you type this into youtube comments, you will be banned off the site forever.

Pensi Hair

by TheHylian12 August 29, 2017

Crung Hair

Thick, bushy ring of coarse hair around the anus.

That chick is hot but she got the crung hair.

I desperately need to trim my crung hair.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

suboobial hair

Hair growth in the region hidden by your boob flaps.

Hey man, I just waxed my suboobial hair. Hurt like a bitch. It’s a difficult spot to reach so i had to have my mom help.

by YourSecretMate May 12, 2020

Tasty hair

A tasty hair is someone who has delicious looking hair. They are usually very weirded out when people start chewing on their hair but it’s just too irresistible.

“Look at that tasty hair omg I’m so hungry now”

by Cannibal 101 May 22, 2020