Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 23, 2023

glazed donut

"STOP LOOKING IT UP" - Ian Hecox

Why is everyone googling "glazed donut" after the Smosh stream?

by smosh_stan February 09, 2021

Glazed Donut

A finishing move during sexual intercourse in which the male partner pulls out and ejaculates on either their partner's vaginal opening or anus.

He pulled out and came hard, effectively creating the illusion of a glazed donut.

by Anonymous Skull May 11, 2022

Glazed Donut

verb- when you ejaculate on a pregnant woman’s stomach

Guy: Aw dude my wife is pregnant!

Other guy: Aw dude congrats!!
Guy: time to make a glazed donut!!!
other guy: 😳
guy: 🤤💪

by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 17, 2021

Glazed Donut

Whether act of cumming onto the bodies inside your freezer, saving it/them for later usage (consumption). The frozen jizz gives it the appearance of a “glazed donut”

“Bro did you see that glazed donut??”

“Yeah man, she was nearly a skeleton!!”

by Peabo Bronsomen February 10, 2021

Glazed donut

When you're having sex with someone doggy style and right before you ejaculate you pull out and spray it on their a******.

"After I bent my girl over the counter and banged her, I pulled out and gave her glazed donut."

by Mr.Fatnuts January 29, 2023

honey glazed duck

When you see females taking a selfie with duck faces and spray jizz on them from behind effectively glazing them

Tara: what's a honey glazed duck?
Jake: you are Tara... You are.

by Not Joe December 30, 2015