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Gabe

Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.

He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.

He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.

Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)

Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
by orixinkali May 22, 2024
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gabe brack

A retard who has a wierd obsetion with memes.

Also in love with Vladimire Putin... he is fucked up.
by WillyWoe November 25, 2017
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Gabe

Is sus.
Gabe: " Hey cutie ;)"

Wesley: "Dude. Wtf. That's sus."
by A old sexy pedo November 26, 2020
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Gabe

biggest jerk you'll ever meet
gabe is a total prick
by iHateGabeSoFreakingMuch October 29, 2019
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Gabe Moment

(verb) When your friend does something stupid or silly and disadvantages your group.
"God Fred you took a wrong turn, what a Gabe moment"
by Alexrilikepie September 22, 2021
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gabe

Gabe tends to refer to a more nerdier kind of being. He will send you 60 messages a day untill you respond. And has a thing for santa beards.
"Theres Gabe, harassing the man with the santa beard again"
"Oh Gabe"
by Nirvana_Xavieres February 20, 2017
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Gabe Helmy

A name you call someone whenever they get triggered if you don't support pineapple on pizza. This was first a meme on a channel "Gabe Helmy"
Person 1: Pineapples don't belong on pizza!
Person 2: Why, they belong on pizza. Your opinion doesn't count.
Person 1: Are you a Gabe Helmy?
by hi2930 May 27, 2020
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