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Gabe

The hottest gummy in the grade that every girl drools over. Gabe has a six pack and irresistible dimples. He has the best laugh and an amazing smile! Gabriel plays football and is very athletic.
I fucking want Gabe
by O+G=<3 May 7, 2018
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The best, most outgoing person you will ever meet. He is super funny and charming, and always knows how to make you laugh. If you ever have a friend named Gabe or Gabriel he’s a keeper. He is always happy, but has rough patches, but hides it to make other people happy then him. He will always love you for you.
Girls:wtf is Gabe so hot 🥵
Guys:why does he get all the girls 😤
His parents and siblings:we are so proud of you 🥰
Girlfriend:wtf stop looking at him he’s mine 😡
by Kylie_jenner_yourmom 😏 January 13, 2020
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A friend or acquaintance who sucked a weenier and gets no play.
Friend: "Bro did you hear what that dude did last did last night?"
Me: "Ya, He pulled a GAYbriel and went ham on that guys sausage."
Friend: "What a Gabe move brah"
by BookSteeler52 September 19, 2022
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Gabe is the babe. The one and only true hotty at your school.
"Oooooo stop it gurneet!" -Gabe
Get your golden showers from Gabe the Babe .💦
by Mr. Woodles February 11, 2019
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"What's your name?"
"Gabe"
"Don't you mean porky pig"
by ihategabe August 14, 2023
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Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.

He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.

He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.

Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)

Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
by orixinkali May 22, 2024
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Is sus.
Gabe: " Hey cutie ;)"

Wesley: "Dude. Wtf. That's sus."
by A old sexy pedo November 26, 2020
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