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garbage blindness

Sudden loss of vision when the garbage can is full and needs emptied. Popular among lazy roommates and family members.
It's Tom's job to take out the garbage, but due to his garbage blindness, I had to do it myself.
by jpraxis December 2, 2010
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garbage

Hacr
by $umm October 25, 2017
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garbage family

a "family" (including pets) that live in a shithole and rarely if ever have company over because its "their mess." Although they are still more than happy and content with their situation because they are a collective garbage people.
by chance_conflict April 24, 2024
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Comedy Garbage

When a person says a joke that is so unfunny, it makes everyone in the room stop and stare in disappointment
Person A: “What does a baby computer call its father? Data!!”

Person B: “That was comedy garbage”
by johnbartwell09 October 21, 2022
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Garbage Can Lid

A person who is the best at making parody songs, including parodies of 50 Cent's "In Da Club":

You can find me in the club,
keep your hands of my hair plugs.
My Rogain by the tub,
on my balls I have to rub.
If I wanna have sex, I gotta pay a hundred bucks, cause I'm 14, and I'm young, and I get no groupie love.
by Garbage Can Lid May 5, 2005
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garbage rat

A devastating insult that will greatly damage one's social standing and emotional security. The phrase begins with an unsuspected greeting, followed by "garbage rat." Rodents are often found to carry unwanted diseases, and when associated with disposal they are almost revolting or fear inducing. By comparing a person to this term by instead of using their real name, calling them "garbage rat," this can be greatly insulting.
Friend 1: Hi garbage rat
Friend 2: Shut up ni-
by sovxiet February 28, 2024
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garbage snare

A garbage snare is when you are about to sex a chick and she has that stank pussy
Dude, I was about to have the sex with this chick, but she had a nasty garbage snare. I was out!
by Nastywigga January 18, 2015
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