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porch gangsta

a person who usually acts tough or hard while hanging out on their porch but as soon as they leave their porch they become soft as a marshmallow and become prone to ass beatings.
look at sean sittin on his porch with his shirt off and his bandanna on, dont worry he is a porch gangsta he only looks tough.
by weeble wobble 504 January 1, 2012
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The Gangsta Hoopa

Sports talk show host Jim Rome’s nickname for former Laker point guard, Nick Van Exel.
Todd “Did you see Van Exel bump the zebra!?”

Me “They don’t call him ‘The Gangsta Hoopa’ for nothing
by Baller’s UD May 5, 2018
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Facebook gangsta

Someone who is badass hiding online in his moms basement.
That pussy is so Facebook gangsta. I hope he gets stomped out.
by Freemario October 4, 2018
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UFO_Gangsta

The name of a hip-hop song.
Code compiler: Alpha-Zero~Halt is Gangsta_UFO’s best song, forreal!!!

Programmer: “No it is not. Primarily because Rock’a(bye)baby doesn’t exist. And it is UFO_Gangsta. Not Gangsta_UFO……………….223’
by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN May 14, 2022
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got that gangsta

referring to someone with any type of STD
by lil' momma October 2, 2007
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wanna be gangsta

Someone tryin to be a gangster, but he does is walk around a lonely village with an oversize basketball shirt that looks like a nightie, a magic baseball cap and a basketball in his arms.
by Johl December 11, 2004
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Carroll County gangsta

Can be used as an adjective or a noun.
Said as it looks.

1. Used to describe a person from Carroll County, especially someone from South Carroll, as it's the most "ghetto" school in the county.
2. A person can be one.
3. A term to describe someone as hick, or redneck.
4. Used to describe a Carroll County male or female as good looking, hott, fine, sexy, cute, etc.
5. What the Carroll County Ice Hockey Club's team name should be, "The Carroll County Gangstas".

This is not something used to insult or enrage people who actually live in the inner city, or "ghetto" or whatever you want to call it. People in Carroll County are so hick/redneck it's ridiculous, but so obsessed with saying they're not, that this term was devised. The younger a Carroll Countian is, the more likely they are to take it as a compliment or understand what you're saying. The older they are, the more likely they are to say, "Wut the hell did yew jus' call meh, sonny?!"

The more gangsta a person from Carroll County says they are, the more redneck their family is.
I go to South Carroll. I'm Carroll County gangsta, bitch.

My man's a straight up Carroll County gangsta.

You're so Carroll County gangsta, it's not even funny.

Ohhh, man, Bociephus. She's a definite Carroll County gangsta.

Note: When asked "Who you play ice hockey for in Carroll County?", a player should be able to say, "The Carroll County Gangstas. Are you stupid? Its the only team in the whole freakin' county!"
But alas, the coach and/or manager is too stupid to realize it's the perfect name.
by proud CaCo chick October 25, 2006
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