girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Yeti Death Grip

A strong hold, usually by hand, on a particular item.

While standing in line with his Shively Round Steak, Rhondelle released his Yeti Death Grip on his food stamps for a second and he was jacked for his shit.

by Drewstang January 18, 2009

Flip the grip

While riding a motorcycle, turning the throttle all the way open, hence flipping the (throttle) grip.

I was casually riding down the highway when some cager tried to pass me. So I did flip the grip and popped a huge wheelie.

by vk31338 August 19, 2009

dessert death grip

when a person gets high on meth and watches porn and can't turn loose of his cock

Ol dude was smoking meth an broke his dick watching porn said he had the dessert death grip on it.

by midnight_tweaker March 3, 2015

flip and grip

The act of flipping your smart watch where it's on the underside of your wrist so that you can simultaneously watch porn and masturbate

Just remember to put your watch back in the normal position lest someone suspects you of conducting a flip and grip session in the office closet.

by Goosed12 October 10, 2015

The ol switch grip

The action Where one has his or her hand get tired from masturbation that they have to switch hands to continue towards climax. (Must be said in a western cowboy voice).

I was jerking so hard that my left arm cramped so I did the ol switch grip.

by Croybarn October 28, 2017

Swipin' and Gripin'

What too many people do when they online date--complain. And they have no clue that all the other swiper and gripers are saying the same thing about them.

Jennifer--All the guys on this site on such liars and all they want is a hookup. Look at Rick here. That picture is so old. Why do they think I care what car they drive? Hey, what year is that Beemer? Do you think it's leased? Mmmm...looks like he lives on the Bay...
April--Stop your swipin' and gripin'. You been on that UnhingedPlentyofBumLames site for six months. Two boob jobs later and and you're still cashing your ex's checks so now he can't afford his Porsche lease anymore.
Jennifer--Whatever, I'm so over him, he was such a narcissist. Want me to see if Rick has a friend?
April--Sure...

by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020