microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat

Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour

by question,john November 10, 2020

Mongolian Grape Drip

When you attach four grapes to a cocktail stick and use them as anal beads, only to clench and juice them into a glass, creating the forbidden Ribena

Guy 1: "Dude did you get lucky with that Ryan guy last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, we watched some Chuck and tucked into a Mongolian Grape Drip afterwards!"

by biggest bluest snail January 13, 2021

Dirty gaped

The act of getting beat bad in a race.

Damn, that mach 1 700 Dirty gaped his side ways winder tbh

by peterdyck December 25, 2021

Dirty gaped

The act of getting beat bad in a race.

Damn, that mach 1 700 Dirty gaped his side ways winder tbh

by peterdyck December 25, 2021

Ketchup Grapes

A small grape like fruit that tastes like watered down, unsweetened ketchup.

Would you like some ketchup grapes with your salad?

by Ketchup Grapes April 30, 2022

artificial grape flavoring

the best flavor in the whole fucking world like oh mygod i love it so frickin muchhh

guy: "hey, what's your favorite flavoring?"
absolutely awsome guy: "iartificial grape flavoring i fucking love it aaAAA"

by BenSav December 9, 2022

sexual grapefruit

A strong feeling or desire that is felt while under the effects of GHB, to become a piece of fruit in which a male can insert his penis.

Roxie has officially transformed into a sexual grapefruit after drinking that G..

by roxielovesick December 29, 2022