Grandma's Dog

When one is not interested in something until someone else shows interest.

For instance; My gradmother would feed her dog, and he wouldn't want anything to do with the food until you went to take it away. Hence "Grandma's Dog."

Guy 1 goes to eat some pizza.
Guy 2 says "Hey, I was gonna eat that."
Guy 1 "You're such a Grandma's Dog" or "You totally Grandma's Dogged me."

by Zaphod99 August 16, 2011

Barstool grandma

A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids

The child in roon 2was brought in by his barstool grandma

by winkywpwinwwwinky June 4, 2018

grandma dildo

A old fashioned wooden dildo

Damn what dust filled attic did you find the grandma dildo at?

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015

Grandma Sudie

She is the best grandma in the world! She always makes you delicious cookies! And makes sure you like your Christmas present

Grandma Sudie made me some peanut butter oatmeal cookies!

by This is soooo annoying December 30, 2020

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024

Grandma's Pink Dinosaur

A euphemism for your granddaddy's dick

"Grandma's Pink Dinosaur" has definitely gotta be euphemism for something...
Yeah its gotta be your your grandpa's dick

by GrandmasPinkDinosaur November 10, 2019

Grandmas Hooch

Old ladies sweaty pubic hairs

Yo lemme drink dat Grandmas hooch.

by Android user .04 October 13, 2019