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Goon

Man 1 “That nigga is quite the goon
Man 2 “Yes indeed my fellow nigga”
by hockey_lover11 April 24, 2020
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Gooning red

Gooning red is a state of the gooning cycle only achieved by the master gooners, as it is the point where you have gooned so hard that the semen comes out pink or red in colour due to blood mixing with it from intense wanking over the course of a long period of time.
Holy shit… That femboy porn got me gooning red the other night, dude. I’ve never pulled it off before. i can’t believe i did it.
by I’m Not Black. August 23, 2025
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Group Goon Rat

a term used to describe a rodent, ideally of the Rattus genus (which includes the likes of the common brown rat), but can vary to others including Cricetinae (hamsters), Cavia (guinea pigs), Sciuridae (squirrels), etc., used by a group of individuals for sexual purposes such as masturbation, oral sex, and other forms of arousal. Often this rat is passed around immediately after being used by someone, to their friend for 'their turn'.
I lowkey felt bad for the group goon rat when it was my turn with it, after Gabby and Marcelo had already had their share.
by the k00l-k1dz xD LOL February 14, 2025
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Goon

An absolutely horrifying looking person, usually with deformities, and when you pass by one in a crowd people usually turn to get a double take to see if that was real what they just saw!!!! Or one who got udderly smashed by the ugly stick
Zach Schwanke is a complete Goon!!!!
by Perrin Word May 13, 2011
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Moon Gooning

So you go to a native field and blow the head off a buffalo with joe rogan and goon in in
Yeah i went Moon Gooning yesterday
by El Nk255 December 6, 2023
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Goon

1980s US slang for one who is not present or not to be taken considerably.
Don’t listen to that crazy goon!”
“Where is that goon?”
by J Manchester January 19, 2025
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Gooning material

The stuff u watch or look at to masterbaite to
I want to touch myself but I have no gooning material 😞
by Lover girl 💗 May 24, 2025
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