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wanking friday

When working a full week so much that the thought of being friday makes you and your colleagues suffer from a compulsive will to masturbate all the day.
by Willy Friday Wanker November 9, 2015
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Friday 29th

POV-You log on to discord and your female and male friends text you something
Both: IT’S FRIDAY 29TH
POV-You all have a wonderful time, but... the most hated person in the group gets all the girls for one last milk spray
by WockySlush January 28, 2021
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ben friday

You look like Ben Friday

You bitch I’m not that short
by Kekmeidjemmejdixmmdnd July 2, 2019
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Global Friday

Dean cooper or Hobo Hoban spends their Friday morning teaching their form about random shit that everyone already knows about anyway. They waste everyone’s time. Only the coolest of kids actually enjoy global Friday. If you enjoy global Friday then drink bleach
Person 1: It’s global Friday tommorow ughhh
Cool kid: YESSSS!! I love it. I’m going to ask sue to sit next to solace omondi!
by namecode101 October 4, 2018
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Black Friday

The day after Americans are thankful for everything they go out and buy more things.
Rhoda went to the mall for Black Friday to go buy a swimming suit but when she entered the store she got trampled by all these people.
by lizzie12345678910 April 17, 2016
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flatworm friday

Flatworm friday !!!
Originally a video of a sped up flatworm (A tiny and beautiful aquatic animal) swimming with the "Inkopolis News" theme from Splatoon (The first one, on the Wii U) playing in the background.

Note : This gif down here, is the only "Flatworm" gif I could find. Do not ask anything about what they're doing.
Dude 1 : Hey, it's friday !
Dude 2 : No ... It's FLATWORM FRIDAY !!!
Dude 1 & 2 (Shouting, dancing the kazotsky kick and singing "Popipo" by Hatsune Miku) : FLAT-WORM FRI-DAY, FLAT-WORM FRY-DAY !!!
by Magolor_800 May 3, 2023
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Ben Friday

You look like Ben Friday

Your a bitch I’m not that short
by Kekmeidjemmejdixmmdnd July 2, 2019
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