The day following thanksgiving when headasses trample each other at stores over deals that aren't that great to begin with. Pretty much a beta test of the purge.
Lamara: Sup, Shalaquandria! Are you gonna go Black Friday shopping?
Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.
Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.
by mcnuggetdestroyer November 25, 2017
A special occurrence when pay day Friday, the first day of the month(for benefits) occur on the same day.
by tractordealer August 03, 2014
THe real life version of the hunger games when after being grateful and stuff the day before on thanksgiving, you turn very greedy for a tv or a computer and camp out in a store for days.
by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019
Rhoda went to the mall for Black Friday to go buy a swimming suit but when she entered the store she got trampled by all these people.
by lizzie12345678910 January 06, 2016
Dean cooper or Hobo Hoban spends their Friday morning teaching their form about random shit that everyone already knows about anyway. They waste everyone’s time. Only the coolest of kids actually enjoy global Friday. If you enjoy global Friday then drink bleach
Person 1: It’s global Friday tommorow ughhh
Cool kid: YESSSS!! I love it. I’m going to ask sue to sit next to solace omondi!
Cool kid: YESSSS!! I love it. I’m going to ask sue to sit next to solace omondi!
by namecode101 October 04, 2018
when you go out drinking on a weeknight and have a few more alcoholic beverages than you should have consumed. This is usually an unplanned event.
You head to happy hour on Wednesday night and you drink ten drinks but you had only planned on having two. You head home drunk knowing you have to work in the morning. It's an accidental Friday.
by Honey Bee123 July 21, 2010
Pay day. So happens to be the same day your “fishy” friend happens to hit you up for a favor. The favor will always entail you spending money for him in some way.
Man! I couldn’t wait to get paid today! Bills, right?! *phone rings*
Me: Odd. I haven’t heard from him in a while.
Guy: think about it bro... what’s today?
Me: you’re fucking right. Fishy Friday
Me: Odd. I haven’t heard from him in a while.
Guy: think about it bro... what’s today?
Me: you’re fucking right. Fishy Friday
by Connectingdots December 11, 2019