fruity friday

When it is a friday you can be as fruity as you want

straight guy: bro what the fuck you just kissed me

straight guy but kind of sus: nah bro it's fruity friday
straight guy: oh bet, let me smooch that fatty then baby

by Lil Big Snacks September 16, 2021

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slack friday

Skipping out on the shopping frenzy of After Thanksgiving Sales to relax.

I'm sorry you had to work on slack Friday.

by Mikyjocrowbar November 26, 2017

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wanking friday

When working a full week so much that the thought of being friday makes you and your colleagues suffer from a compulsive will to masturbate all the day.

"Happy wanking friday fuckers !"

by Willy Friday Wanker November 9, 2015

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ben friday

Midget

You look like Ben Friday

You bitch I’m not that short

by Kekmeidjemmejdixmmdnd July 2, 2019

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Dean cooper or Hobo Hoban spends their Friday morning teaching their form about random shit that everyone already knows about anyway. They waste everyone’s time. Only the coolest of kids actually enjoy global Friday. If you enjoy global Friday then drink bleach

Person 1: It’s global Friday tommorow ughhh
Cool kid: YESSSS!! I love it. I’m going to ask sue to sit next to solace omondi!

by namecode101 October 4, 2018

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flatworm friday

Flatworm friday !!!
Originally a video of a sped up flatworm (A tiny and beautiful aquatic animal) swimming with the "Inkopolis News" theme from Splatoon (The first one, on the Wii U) playing in the background.

Note : This gif down here, is the only "Flatworm" gif I could find. Do not ask anything about what they're doing.

Dude 1 : Hey, it's friday !
Dude 2 : No ... It's FLATWORM FRIDAY !!!
Dude 1 & 2 (Shouting, dancing the kazotsky kick and singing "Popipo" by Hatsune Miku) : FLAT-WORM FRI-DAY, FLAT-WORM FRY-DAY !!!

by Magolor_800 May 3, 2023

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