urban forest

an oxymoron.

While "urban" refers to a densely developed area, the very definition of "forest" refers to an area that is undeveloped.

While Wikipedia describes the Jefferson Memorial Forest as "the largest urban forest in the United States" it should be worth mentioning that the area it covers is surrounded by open country (mostly hilly).

by Miskatonic Jack 2 December 11, 2006

Black forest cherry surprise

When a man anally piledrives a menstruating woman (preferably with a huge bush), shits in his hand (preferably behind his back so she doesn't see it coming), then smears the feces onto her bloody vagina and yells "SURPRISE!"

For their 35th wedding anniversary, Harold gave Eleanor something extra special; a black forest cherry surprise.

by luckypork May 29, 2011

forest foreplay

fooling around with people (of other gender) in the dark woods.
see Big Red
" C.W.

i got me some booty during a game of hide-n-seek while camping, its called forest foreplay.

by Nympho ciacchi January 14, 2004

estrogen forest

(n) A rather large congragation of women, usually outside.

Dude, did you see the estrogen forest around back?

by FirePhreak September 25, 2005

Jefferson Forest High School

Is a school full of Pot Heads. People who cant play sports. Sluttly whorish girls. And snotty rich kids. Has the highest STD and teenage pregnancy rate in Virginia.

"Hey Did you get any last night at that rich kid party? Yeahhh mann i got the slutty chick from Jefferson Forest High School, and I mean DAYUMM hopefully i didnt get an STD!"

by Chelsea Hudson and Josh Evans April 13, 2010

Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire

Hotness thats just unbearable you cant take it. Just so hot, its rediculous, its like havin a hot bag full of dicks.

Man, that new song with T-Pain and Shaquille O'Neal is Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire, aint it?

by Snead Mcruther January 20, 2008

foreskin

a useless piece of flesh. One who exhibits no real value as a human being, yet is often full of himself. Everyone could live without this annoying person.

JP adds little to our department. He only gets in the way, irritates everyone, and is contrary to everyone else's input. JP is such a foreskin!

by JMSMD February 18, 2006