Pub Fishing

To walk into a pub (most normally with several friends) (often intoxicated) and yell either the name 'Dave' or 'Sharon' and laugh at the kevs and shazzas that respond.

Dude, the gig's over, what do you want to do?

Let's go pub fishing...

by J April 24, 2004

Grout Fishing

Little phrases or sexual invitations written in the grout of bathroom tiles. Usually seen while sitting on the toilet. Mostly used for public sex; sometime a clever turn of phrase.

Bendix didn't have any luck at the party so he went grout fishing at the truck stop.

by M.A. Ross September 19, 2007

text-fishing

Texting multiple people, like casting multiple fishing lines, waiting to see who responds. Usually done when in moderate to extreme levels of boredom, or to procrastinate in some way.

Person #1: Hey

Person #2: Hey, how's things? How's the family? What've you been up too?

Person#1: No offense, but I'm not really trying to have a serious conversation. I was just text-fishing you.

Person #2: Oh,ok...

by Thatguyinthebusheslookingatyou April 26, 2014

fishily schneider

To fuck a chick (hopefully) in the nostril and then she vigorously licks your sac (scrotum)

I love receiving fishily Schneider from animals.

by scrotum monkey February 24, 2008

asian dragon fisting

when you get in a karate stance and punch a girl in the twat till she cant take anymore

I was Asian dragon fisting when her twat couldn't take no more

by Cumsalot September 17, 2015

Nigger-Fishing

When white people make themselves look of genuine African descent.

"Hey sally, let's go nigger-fishing at the club!"

by Cayla'sAss November 9, 2018

Go fishing

To go find somebody on the streets to buy alcohol.

Chuck: Man my sis went out of town this weekend and now there is nobody to buy us alcohol.

Chester: Don't worry man, we'll just go fishing.

by Angel_135 September 14, 2009