by BkWd2022 July 3, 2022
Get the Tung-Fu Mastermug. When two people, whether mentally challenged, or intoxicated, or both, decide to get into a fight by trying to do the moves of various martial arts, only to awkwardly fall over themselves doing kicks and flips in the most uncoordinated and clumsy manner. Often involves the two participants ripping off their shirts and yelling like in a cheap Kung Fu movie.
"At the party, two dudes got wasted and started to argue - later they were fighting in the parking lot. Both were trying Dumb Fu, but got more hurt hitting the ground or pulling their muscles doing these crazy moves, than actually hitting each other! It was so funny to watch!"
by joe995 January 7, 2024
Get the Dumb Fumug. When you cum in a girl's mouth, hold her mouth shut, and punch her in the stomach. The cum squirts out of her nose like a fu manchu style mustache.
by Professor cum bubbler March 9, 2020
Get the Fu manchumug. by GallifreyDude August 13, 2012
Get the Kung fu dunkmug. by GRACE BURTIN May 12, 2022
Get the FUmug. by blacksabbathmatters August 24, 2019
Get the kung fumug. Similar to how Kung Fu is a fight until one wins, but instead it’s just getting fucked violently until you cum
by TheDick-tator May 1, 2024
Get the Dane Fumug.