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rip van fucktard

a person so clueless that they appear to have been separated from society for an extremely prolonged period of time - as if that person had been asleep for 50+ years.
This entire administration is made up of a bunch of rip van fucktards.
by husein January 15, 2007
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Stick-wiggling Fucktard

What Army Aviation mechanics like to refer to Helicopter pilots as. They wiggle a stick and they are fucking retarded, anyone can fly a helicopter, but not everyone can perform maintenance on it.
Joe: "Hey, that CW2 is a complete douche.
Bob: "Yeah, I know... he's always complaining about down-time for his aircraft.:
Joe: " well, if he weren't such a stick-wiggling fucktard, this aircraft wouldn't be messed up and he could be flying."
by manny629 October 2, 2009
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team killing fucktard

Caboose from Red Vs. Blue. go to www.redvsblue.com
After Caboose shot Church(a teammate), Tucker called him a team killing fucktard
by Taylor March 5, 2005
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known fucktard

The friend in the group that tends to be illiterate.
The person who knows nothing pertaining to real life beyond the fact that s/he knows he needs food to survive.
The person in the group who my dog tends to outsmart.
The person in the group that is a leech and feeds off all others, with little to contribute.
The person in the group who is known to be a womanizer, cheater, and liar.
The person who will never truly be happy because they are always looking for the next best thing and have the worst attitude when it comes to being good in general.
The person who tends to have an unwarranted ego, making oneself look even stupider then already before.
The dumbshit who lacks common sense.
The known fucktard typically has little to know respect for anyone (including oneself), thereby will never be truly respected by anyone.
JD is a known fucktard.

Remember when I said "use that thing between your ears"? Well I was kind of kidding then, but now im not. You have a brain for a reason you known fucktard.
by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015
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Doofy Gorilla Fucktard

When someone extremely doofy has a striking resemblance to a gorilla (and or monkey), while being a complete douchebag atleast 75% of the time.
Francis Fagone is a Doofy Gorilla Fucktard
by jimmy345890 April 20, 2008
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Dumb Ass Fucktard

Dumb Ass Fucktard: a fucking dumb ass whose fucking retarded.
Steve: “holy shit that Dumbass Fucktard just cut us off.”

Brian: “That was a cross walk.”

Dumb Ass Fucktard: a dumb asshole whose fucking retarded.
by Needlebeetle69 September 18, 2020
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Furry faggot fucktard

An idiotic faggot that loves to have sexual relations with fur suit wearers and stuffed toys.
Bro look at that furry faggot fucktard. I heard they fucked a stuffed animal for 3 hours straight.
by Niggerkicker9000 January 9, 2023
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