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Black Friday

When people line up to buy who knows what at America's version of running with the bulls.
American: dude black friday is worse than running with the bulls
Italian: dude running with the bulls is worse than black friday
by Wedge5104 March 17, 2016
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flatworm friday

Flatworm friday !!!
Originally a video of a sped up flatworm (A tiny and beautiful aquatic animal) swimming with the "Inkopolis News" theme from Splatoon (The first one, on the Wii U) playing in the background.

Note : This gif down here, is the only "Flatworm" gif I could find. Do not ask anything about what they're doing.
Dude 1 : Hey, it's friday !
Dude 2 : No ... It's FLATWORM FRIDAY !!!
Dude 1 & 2 (Shouting, dancing the kazotsky kick and singing "Popipo" by Hatsune Miku) : FLAT-WORM FRI-DAY, FLAT-WORM FRY-DAY !!!
by Magolor_800 May 3, 2023
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Black Friday

The day after Americans are thankful for everything they go out and buy more things.
Rhoda went to the mall for Black Friday to go buy a swimming suit but when she entered the store she got trampled by all these people.
by lizzie12345678910 April 17, 2016
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Global Friday

Dean cooper or Hobo Hoban spends their Friday morning teaching their form about random shit that everyone already knows about anyway. They waste everyone’s time. Only the coolest of kids actually enjoy global Friday. If you enjoy global Friday then drink bleach
Person 1: It’s global Friday tommorow ughhh
Cool kid: YESSSS!! I love it. I’m going to ask sue to sit next to solace omondi!
by namecode101 October 4, 2018
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ben friday

You look like Ben Friday

You bitch I’m not that short
by Kekmeidjemmejdixmmdnd July 2, 2019
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Fight Friday

A friday in which anyone who has a beef with anyone else beats the shit out of them at school.
It's Fight Friday Yolo birches I'm kicking ass!
by DirtyQ2017 January 30, 2015
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black friday

The day following thanksgiving when headasses trample each other at stores over deals that aren't that great to begin with. Pretty much a beta test of the purge.
Lamara: Sup, Shalaquandria! Are you gonna go Black Friday shopping?

Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.
by mcnuggetdestroyer November 26, 2017
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