French Centipede

a french centipede is when a canadian male has two male genitalia’s aka the penis
yoo did you know pierre is a french centipede? nah bruh that’s sick
by Braden Fredericks July 04, 2017
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A French Nub

A French nub is a person commonly referred to as Jules and is French. The definition states that they cannot eat baguettes not cheese
Jules cannot eat cheese or baguettes so therefore he is a French Nub
by Saucybagel64 May 03, 2022
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French Roommate

I told her that if she took a shower first I’d lick her French Roommate.
by vTK August 08, 2023
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french mindset

When your mindset is all about making kids and thinking this is an exceptional accomplishment in life but you count on others’ taxes to pay for your social welfare so you can have time to post pics of yourself on instagram together with today’s quote from self-called philosophers in order to teach the world.
Oh, i don’t want to date this guy, he doesn’t have a french mindset as he is all about earning money with work while i make more money than him with the government money coming for my two kids. I d rather post a pic of my legs in a shitty sports car to try to hook a guy with $$$
by MickeyMikke March 26, 2022
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French Dessert

Sex and a cigarette. Possibly followed by wine and cheese.
Yeah, the date went well. We had dinner and then French Dessert
by IgnisAlbum September 18, 2017
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French Jew

Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.
Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."

Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."

French Jew
by Squirt56yz June 04, 2014
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French Twirl

Can be done on a man or a woman. It's when fingers are licked, then placed into the anus, twirling the fingers around to locate the prostate.
Last night my boyfriend wanted his bum fingering. I used to "French Twirl" to help
by MagicSmurf May 14, 2020
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