Fit as front door

Used to describe someone who is incredibly attractive, but without using “fit as fuck” so you can avoid swearing. They usually have incredibly large chocolate tipped flesh mountains and a big fat jiggly back. Tbf usually a filthy fucking slut too.

Helen is fit as front door.

by Ssewankambo December 22, 2020

Fit-Ting-Aling

To call someone Fit-ting-aling means they are fit or beautiful.

That person it looking fit-ting-aling

by Fit_Ting_Aling December 11, 2011

If God see fit

Old people's way of saying that they may not live to be around for a defined event.

Granddaughter: "How old are you, Grandma?"

Grandma: "If god see fit, 86 in July."

by Zetsch_069 November 17, 2021

Mr. Fitness Instructor

That guy who is not in very good shape, yet feels the need to criticize everyone on their form and the amount of reps someone does during a specific exercise.

Guy 1: Yo dude, your curling form is horrible. Straighten your arms and increase your weight.

Guy 2: STFU Mr. Fitness Instructor. Since when did you become an expert this shit?

by BIG SCRAP February 2, 2016

fresh fit friday

the act of looking sexy, clean cut, all around fucking great, dashing, debonair, handsome, attractive, promiscuous, hella buff, fine looking, not ken like, confident, hot, hawt, sexually active, incontrol, a boss, always on top, available at all times, hella buff, amazing, arousing, erotic, adorable, suave, charming, appealing, attractive, luscious, delicious, pornographic, cool, alluring, sexually stimulating, x-rated, voluptuous, steamy, perfect, passionate, erect, fuckable, not related to a congo line of dicks and buttholes, first objective is to look good everything else is to take backseat on a friday.

chic chic "damn those guys look hella fresh fit on fresh fit friday"
chic chic dos "ya i no why arent we naked right now?"

by ken ni November 6, 2009

if no fit, put spit

the contemporary pidgin-hawaiian mantra of applying spit to a male's genitalia when it will not fit in a female's genitalia.

"Son...i would like to have a little talk with you about sex.

if no fit, put spit."

by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 27, 2005

Bitch Fit Jeans

What you call jeans worn by a guy that are extremely tight on him, and that were most likely made for a women.

"Hey look, Hank is wearing his bitch fit jeans today!"

by tpainbakersman April 18, 2012