fpm

Abbreviation for "Faps Per Minute".
Indicates your fapping speed.

P1: "Dude, what's your fpm?"
P2: "Over nine thousand!"
P1: "Whoa that's a lot. My record is at 88 fpm, and I came buckets that time. Anyways, I better find some better fap material I guess."
P2: "You sure should, you sure should..."

by o1743h5fq September 30, 2008

FPS

FPS is an acronym for "fat pussy syndrome". When someone claims they have FPS they mean that they are a very attractive person with a high sex appeal.

Jake: Hey did you and Laura go on that date?
Mark: Of course man, she has some serious FPS!

by imthatbitchluv April 16, 2020

FPWWW

Favorite Person in the Whole Wide World

OMG J-Dog! You're totally my FPWWW!!!

by E-Dong November 26, 2007

FPOL

FAT PIECE OF LARD! (pronounced foo-pol)

Man....I feel like a FPOL after all that food we just gorged on!

by FlamBizzle May 17, 2010

fps totem

The art of standing on top of a team mate, in a first person shooter style game, in a corner of the map.

How to FPS Totem:
Remaining in the crouched position for other team mates to take advantage of the same blind spot, by crouch-jumping onto your head in Counter Strike.

by lazyfrog February 24, 2013

fptm

Fair play to me!

Did you see that fine bit of work there? #FPTM!

by ohyeahfptm May 10, 2014

FPWP

Stands for "First Post Worst Post"
Used when the first post on a thread is literally the worst post on the whole thread.
More often than not this is used when the post is a shitpost or a copypasta.
Can also be used in any kind of website which allows for comments/ posts.

The opposite of: FPBP

Thread: "The only logical response to the issue of child sex traffic in Asia"

First comment: "LOGical, LOG, LOG OF SHIT, ANDY SIXX"

Second post: "Fpwp"

by Ray Pyou March 6, 2018