The Horniest Experience Ever

When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.

Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

Lucidxadrienette is the most talented girl ever

lucidxadrienette/lovin_Dahl is the most talented editor in the whole entire world:) Her edits are amazing

Lucidxadrienette is the most talented girl ever

by tessabrooks 🤠 February 8, 2019

ever wipe

When you are trying to wipe up after a messy poop, but finding on each successive wipe the remnants of poop never go away, leading to an ever wipe.

Man I had an ever wipe this morning, I know its gonna be a bad day

by HK_MP5 June 7, 2018

Have you ever tried the bourbon?

A phrase that is said by Buffalo Wild Wings employees when you ask for the "Bourbon Honey Mustard" sauce on your wings, afterwards declaring it to be the worst sauce.

You: "Can I get large traditional with Bourbon Honey Mustard?"
Waiter: "Have you ever tried the Bourbon?"

by Ripyou Anewone June 8, 2018

whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple

Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever

by Bitchbyee June 9, 2018

BEST MOM EVER!

Happy Mother's Day!
Thanks Mom!

this is for you to make a last minute mothers day gift just press the "get the BEST MOM EVER! mug" button

by Creator of zel terms January 3, 2024

Best Game Ever

Rory after playing a souls like for a few hours

Hey have you tried ''Wo Long'' Best Game Ever

by RoryTaskmaster January 3, 2024