Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.
Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after
by Karen7397 October 08, 2022
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Morest Mostest Ever

The way a boyfriend loves a girlfriend that allows him to explain that way he loves her the most to which she can’t refute.
Her: I love you

Him: I love your more
Her: I love you most
Him: I love morest mostest ever
by Jays CPU July 12, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
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Faux-ever Young

Women or men who modify their appearance to look younger than their true age but it just doesn't look right.
She looks faux-ever young because of her bad botox job.
by webdeb1228 February 19, 2014
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The Best Boyo Ever

The Best Boyo Ever (TBBE for short) is Patch, super sweet wolfo!
Patch is the best boyo ever, which means he is the cutest and most adorable!
by ChucklePaw March 21, 2022
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DIDN'T EVER EITHER SAWL IT

What a toddler replies when they are caught doing something their not supposed to...example: son did you pull up all that catnip in the garden,he threw his hands up and said didn'tever either sawl it mom..!
Did you let the dog out the front door.....?
Shrugs Didn't ever either sawl it....
by Kanw6596 May 11, 2025
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