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whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple
Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever
by Bitchbyee June 9, 2018
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First fuck friends ever

When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.

No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.

You are just first fuck friends ever.
They are first fuck friends ever.

She is mine first friend fuck ever.
by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021
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best girl ever

You probably searched this up hoping that the definition would be you. This is the definition so you can decide whether this is you or not. The best girl ever is.............YOU! JK! There's no such thing as the best girl ever.
by preppygurl7 January 2, 2025
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Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.
Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after
by Karen7397 October 7, 2022
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Ever

She funny,cute,amazing, cute,beautiful,hot, did I say amazing? I’f not amazing. Literally the best person in the whole entire world. Everybody loves her. She just overall a GREAT person
Ever is a amazing girl tbh
by E the goat November 22, 2021
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the most scary thing ever

Person: im gonna do the most scary thing ever
Person 2: lalalalllalallala
Person: boo
Person 2: AHH!! dont do that it is the most scary thing ever
by bubblingtea May 23, 2025
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