dusting the ficus

to make out.

This is especially true if the male has a mustache or beard. Thus the female can figuratively "dust" his ficus.

Grady: Dude did you see Danny with his girlfriend?

Preston: Yeah man, she was totally dusting the ficus!

by g dizzle and p town March 1, 2011

dust cropping

The action of wafting the air behind ones butt after farting.

The term is taken from the movie "I Love You, Man."

"That guy just farted."
"How can you tell?"
"He's totally dust cropping. Look at him!"

by lueby popoff September 26, 2009

bust a dust

to nut dust usually by a old person no cum

grandpa just bust a dust all over the couch

by noodleman69 May 3, 2017

Crop dusting

The act of farting and walking quickly around the room to spread the scent. Some people do this to deflect the blame of the fart, while others just want to share.

Who let off that stench? I think Calvin did it. Look at him circling the room. He's crop dusting it.

by imalith September 28, 2014

Dust the Donkey

When you are sitting next to your friend on small couch, and you believe they may have passed gas you may politely ask them if they dusted the donkey.

Friend 1: PFFFFT!!!
Friend 2: Hey man, did you dust the donkey?
Friend 1: Oh yeah sorry man I should have warned you.

by Lobstah_711 December 8, 2018

Dust Bunny

A person who is turned on but old crusty women. After intercourse they clean up with a swiffer and pledge after signing their name on the dust covered floor.

That dust bunny Patrick has it made all he does is plow through Gmaws and gets paid to clean their retirement home. I knew he had been putting in work at the retirement home his name was written in dust all over that place

by Fingerbang August 25, 2021

Steiner Dust

A dust from coloured pencils that apparently makes everything beautiful

"OMG that picture looks shit, wait its got steiner dust on it. thats amazing!"

by skernian December 27, 2011