Douche-Kazoo

A vaping device, when used in inappropriate surroundings.

I generally don't mind if people vape, but really? This is a congressional hearing. Put the Douche-Kazoo away, dumbass.

by themacbear September 20, 2016

Douche Kanoodler

A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriends multiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.

Dude your beyond an ass douche your a douche kanoodler

by lizzchick September 16, 2011

Douche Block

1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.

2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.

"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.

*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."

by wilynilystoleyourbili March 27, 2009

douche dongro

The name for a fatass, wideload dickface weeniehead who fashions hisself as a god.

douche dongro superintends with no example and by fear and utter nonesense.

by fartmeister69 March 18, 2011

Douche Puff

Shot out white boy who works at hire quest with a raging bandanna addiction. Also responds to Chocolate chip cookie or Jaquanda

Yo dat nigga be a str8 douche puff yo!

by OG Bobby Hill November 15, 2019

douche wallet

A person inflicted with extreme douchebaggery

That dude is such a complete douche. God, what a douche wallet

by dbaggery26 January 15, 2009

Douche-cruiser

Class of vehicle. Typically lowered, with loud speakers and rims. Generally under the command of a young adolescent male driver who has yet to discover how douchetastic he is, but sometimes manned by the older male who is fully aware of his douchetasticness.

"check out that douche-cruiser!" Or " hey man wanna borrow my car?, That ol' douche-cruiser? No thanks I'll walk."

by Clumpydumper September 24, 2018