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douche dongro

The name for a fatass, wideload dickface weeniehead who fashions hisself as a god.
douche dongro superintends with no example and by fear and utter nonesense.
by fartmeister69 March 18, 2011
mugGet the douche dongromug.

douche wallet

That dude is such a complete douche. God, what a douche wallet
by dbaggery26 January 15, 2009
mugGet the douche walletmug.

Douche Puff

Shot out white boy who works at hire quest with a raging bandanna addiction. Also responds to Chocolate chip cookie or Jaquanda
Yo dat nigga be a str8 douche puff yo!
by OG Bobby Hill November 15, 2019
mugGet the Douche Puffmug.

dish douche

One who never washes the dishes, even though he or she always offers to wash the dishes. A dish douche will mysteriously disappear as soon as dinner is eaten, and return to the kitchen once the last saucer has been dried and put away.
Pete hasn't scrubbed a single plate in his life. If you added up all the unwashed dishes in this dish douche's life, you could cast a shadow over Manhattan.
by shootandrun October 11, 2009
mugGet the dish douchemug.

douche and run

Entering a drug store, using a douche off the shelf, in the aisle, and leaving, without paying.
"The prostitutes like to douche and run at the Walgreens on MLK."
by PJSINSANE November 16, 2013
mugGet the douche and runmug.

douch-it-out

When two or more guys do douchy things to eachother over and over. Usually over something dumb that happened a long time ago.
GUY A loses a bet to GUY B and doesn't follow through with his end of the deal. GUY B proceeds to call him an asshole and takes a dump on GUY A's porch. GUY A retaliates by smashing GUY B's window.So on and so forth.

GUY C: "What's going on between them, I thought they were best friends?"

GUY D: "Oh they douch-it-out all the time. But I think it's gonna end soon cuz the big fight is tomorrow and they both got tickets to go.
by Oswaldo Rodriguez November 15, 2009
mugGet the douch-it-outmug.

Douching hour

The time of night when a low key bar turns into a club and all the douche bags arrive.
I'll go to happy hour at that bar, but we have to leave before the douching hour.
by Shellogg October 24, 2017
mugGet the Douching hourmug.

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