Douche Block

1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.

2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.
"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.

*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."
by wilynilystoleyourbili March 26, 2009
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Douching hour

The time of night when a low key bar turns into a club and all the douche bags arrive.
I'll go to happy hour at that bar, but we have to leave before the douching hour.
by Shellogg October 24, 2017
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douche barrel

An extra-large douchebag; someone who is being more of a dick or a jerk than a regular-size douchebag, but is just barely below the level of being a stupid fucker.
Hey, turns out that kid from Illinois stopped taking his meds because he believed that douche barrel Tom Cruise about evil psychiatrists controlling the world through medication. Thanks, Tom!
by Greenbag February 18, 2008
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douche wallet

That dude is such a complete douche. God, what a douche wallet
by dbaggery26 January 15, 2009
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bro-douche

When a Bro, usually covered in tattoos with tight shirt, dickies shorts, and sometimes trucker hat, is labeled by actions or appearance as a douche. Can also be spotted by habit of drinking bud light or miller 64, and sometimes other lime infused girly beers.
anna looks dead, cindy looks like she drank 15 red bulls, and i just look like a bro-douche
by JoeyB1388 January 14, 2011
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Douche Puff

Shot out white boy who works at hire quest with a raging bandanna addiction. Also responds to Chocolate chip cookie or Jaquanda
by OG Bobby Hill November 15, 2019
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Douche Poof

The douchey styling of one's hair into a single poof or point at the front of the head. May be natural, though is often a result of unecessary amounts of hair gel.
Brandon: Jeff, what's with your hair?
Jeff: What? You don't like my douche poof?
Brandon: OH MY GOD YOU TOOL BAG.
by BananaBerger December 07, 2010
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