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douch flute

I see your smoking your douch flute.
by HeidiJean August 24, 2017
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Douche-cruiser

Class of vehicle. Typically lowered, with loud speakers and rims. Generally under the command of a young adolescent male driver who has yet to discover how douchetastic he is, but sometimes manned by the older male who is fully aware of his douchetasticness.
"check out that douche-cruiser!" Or " hey man wanna borrow my car?, That ol' douche-cruiser? No thanks I'll walk."
by Clumpydumper September 24, 2018
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Douche Puff

Shot out white boy who works at hire quest with a raging bandanna addiction. Also responds to Chocolate chip cookie or Jaquanda
Yo dat nigga be a str8 douche puff yo!
by OG Bobby Hill November 15, 2019
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Douche llama

Another name which can be used to describe the general psychological state of the masses (also known as sheeple, sleep walkers, the herd, etc. ). Douche llamas wander aimlessly through life without much thought or concern in regards to how they are spending that life. They are not able to think for themselves, are generally quite boring and uninteresting to socialize with, but at the very least, douche llamas CAN be good for a hump or two... Sometimes even 3...but a 3 hump douche llama is as hard to find as a 4 leaf clover, so are few and far between.
Llamas dont have humps... Thats a camel. What a douche llama!! Wonder what a llama toe looks like?
by Seanonamous October 23, 2017
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Douching hour

The time of night when a low key bar turns into a club and all the douche bags arrive.
I'll go to happy hour at that bar, but we have to leave before the douching hour.
by Shellogg October 24, 2017
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douche tip

Hey Luke Zuke, look at that guy in the black beaver hat.

No kidding, Bo Zuke. He looks like a douche tip.
by Bo Zuke April 4, 2017
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Douche-Kazoo

A vaping device, when used in inappropriate surroundings.
I generally don't mind if people vape, but really? This is a congressional hearing. Put the Douche-Kazoo away, dumbass.
by themacbear September 20, 2016
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