deuce wheeler

A hand truck or dolly that has 2 wheels and used to move something. A Segway human transporter.

use the deuce wheeler to move the frige.

by thaibu March 2, 2009

Horse Deuce

The first bowel movement, often in several days, after going on a heroin binge. Opiates cause constipation, so junkies tend to get backed up for days or even a week or more, before their body finally forces a bowel movement. This is why they often hole up in a public bathroom for up to an hour, and there can be considerable tearing which contributes to the mess left behind.

"Man, I just dropped a two-week Horse Deuce. I'm having to learn to walk all over again."

by Auntie Hero September 20, 2018

Deuce Broods

Pronunciation: (Doos Bruds)
Very, Extremely Brood.

Bisa: Dat Girl looks good homes.
Samo Head: Shes Deuce Broods.

by Samo Head June 18, 2008

deuce cage

Most often a bathroom stall, however, any room with a toilet and a working door may be considered a deuce cage.

While doing work in the deuce cage, the preferred throne pal is a Gameboy DS.

by Fellow Goomba June 24, 2014

dangling deuce

A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.

I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.

by fudgedragon November 19, 2010

Deuce-buddy

When an individual sits in the stall directly next to yours in a public restroom. Many times are are other stalls available, however the individual chooses to sit next to you.

While I was in the restroom, some jerk came in and wanted to be my "Deuce-buddy".

by JYates3 August 19, 2013

Deuce Sphere

The sphere and range of locations where one can take a deuce in any given area. The quality of a deuce sphere is determined through the number of locations that are clean enough, quiet enough, and provide a good deucemosphere for an individual. There are different ratings for the quality of a deuce sphere. The deuce sphere is a vital part of deucing in public places.

Guy 1: What part of town are you in?
Guy 2: I am in the north central part of the college campus
Guy 1: Ok youre deuce sphere rating is 8 and there are some prime locations for deucing available. I recommend you find a deucing sanctuary with a good deucemosphere.

by Fanfin September 28, 2014