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Optimistically Depressed

When one stays optimistic while being depressed (usually because of exams or work related projects that need to be done on or for the next day).
Joey says he doesn't care about passing his exams but we all know he's optimistically depressed.
by I no wrds June 6, 2018
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depression time

The only acceptable time for a male to feel sad or depressed about something this lasts from either 1 am - 3 am or 2 am - 4 am.
Ay I need to wait until 2 before I start feeling sad coz then it's depression time
by AlphaShagga69 August 15, 2019
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Birthweek Depression

The feeling that one might receive in the few days before their birthday; this feeling might include the urge to cornobble one’s friend after being wished a “happy birthday”. An overall wish to sit at home, isolated, while eating jars of Nutella with a spoon
“Why is she acting so bitchy?”
“Her birthday’s in two days; she’s in the midst of her birthweek depression
by Reeeeeee433 September 9, 2019
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Depression Matrix

A series of clickbait thumbnails found at the end of an article on a webpage, generally taunting leaked pictures of celebrities, DIY cures for genetic diseases and simple recipes to become a millionaire (or whatever your browsing history says you're in lack of).
- Dude, what I don't get is how everybody else seems to be successfully navigating the vagaries of life while I remain eternally stuck in mediocrity.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.
by Thomas Danger April 4, 2017
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visual depression

When you see something so visually unpleasing that you just get depressed.
That meme that Bobby showed me, gave me visual depression.
by He...hehither March 19, 2018
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depressed simp

vanti and gian
vanti and gian are depressed simps.
by pussy_luvver69 May 4, 2020
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postdepartum depression

The emotional letdown following a holiday or other big event when all the company leaves and you're left with nothing to look forward to.
"It was a great Christmas, but the postdepartum depression is really setting in now"
by OD Ron January 1, 2012
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