defilathon

A Defiling contest, usually accompanied by the consumption of alcohol, wherein teams compete by taking pictures of their teammates in the act of dry humping people, monuments, or artifacts.

We held the third annual Defilathon last Tuesday, and man did it rock. Gaz defiled the CN tower and then Dave and Norman double teamed the skeezy old bicycle we found.

by Defiling Dave August 31, 2006

Defebration

A private (or sometimes non-private) celebration one partakes in when having immense relief from defecating, or finally being able to after bouts of constipation or disease.

During my defebration in Barnes 'n Noble, I must have flagged at least 8 books before I finished.

by Daerelict February 20, 2011

Definition of Dumbass

Someone or something that is brainless or stupid. Also known as Marcos Yanez.

Marcos is the definition of Dumbass!

by askdjflkasdjkf July 10, 2014

Airborne Defecation

Its what you breathe in when someone around you (or you) farts. Little feces particles floating in the air.

...im pretty sure that smell is us inhaling someones airborne defecation...

by llasfgiwhnb October 16, 2009

Vain Definition

The millions of definitions that you see when you try to approve definitions on urban dictionary that has to do with someone's name, followed by something extremely positive/negative about

*on urban dictionary, when the definition "billy" pops up *
(on computer screen) "billy": a super awesome and amazing guy that everyone loves.
Joe: Dude, another lame word popped up!
Steve: Yeah, it's another vain definition.

by Señor Mister January 11, 2015

stay of defecation

The gastrointestinal equivalent of a stay of execution. An urgent need to defecate is temporarily relieved by passing a small amount of gas, or possibly a sale on shoes.

I thought I was going to shit my pants before we got to that rest station, luckily I was able to let a few SBD's out and got a stay of defecation.

by GEGuru March 8, 2011

Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.

Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.

by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018