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No Dick December

It's where girls can't have no dick WHATSOEVER throughout the whole entire December, until 12:00 January 1st.
Lila - Girl, are you ready for No Dick December?
Jane - Hell yeah, but I don't know how I'll survive.
by /\/\itsuki December 2, 2017
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December 25

Is national weird day, just be weird for the whole day :)
Person 1: why is that person so weird
Person 2: they must be born on December 25..
by Golden Fangle October 25, 2019
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December 16

by hoe 👽 November 3, 2019
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destroy your dick december

Simular to no nut November but the opposite as on the first you massterbate 1 time on the second 2 times until the 31 you massterbate 31 times for a total of 496 times in December
“Are you gonna participate in destroy your dick december?”

“Hell na man my dick will come probably fall off.”
by sgstd November 20, 2017
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December 8

December 8th is national Crackhead Day! So you can be yourself little Johnny!
Why are you so dumb today? Oh wait, it’s December 8th!
by Mr._Meep November 17, 2019
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December 2

It’s national throw an orange day. At school, get an orange and fling it across the cafeteria.
Billy-bob: *flings orange at teacher*
Teacher: GO TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!
Billy-bob: but it’s December 2!
by Wasbiii November 28, 2019
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December 6

Hug your crush and tell her or him that you love them. :) (Hope it turns out well!)
Isaac: I love you
Daniela: Ew what
Isaac: It's December 6! *Hugs*
Daniela: DON'T TOUCH ME!
by Decemberisthebest! December 5, 2019
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