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No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.
Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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doubke deal

When you're so excited to double down on a deal that your auto correct can't keep up with you.
Man 1: I think we can do this without the wives...
Woman 1: Deal. Debbie, want to drink wine and watch La La Land?
Woman 2: Doubke deal!!!
by DatKiwi May 31, 2018
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joey deals

The sex beast that takes no for a answer. It's either fast or nothing. Has a normal penis that girls can't resist.
I wish I can be joey deals.

That normal sized joey deals penis is like heaven!
by Vixha April 17, 2016
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Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.
My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do
by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024
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Deal Sandwich

The result of a negotiation where one party winds up with something of little or no value while the other gains everything they wanted.
"She may have gotten the car, the house, the kids, the holiday home and every penny I had, but at least I got this deal sandwich."
by SimplyJohn November 10, 2017
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Netflix and deal

"Are you coming over because we about to Netflix and deal"
by Fort Compton August 14, 2016
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Cyber Monday Deal

A financially lucrative deal on online retail items coming the Monday after Thanksgiving.
I found this cyber monday deal for you, I thought you might need some after you mentioned the handyman's special repairs you were making on your bed.
by amateurmaester December 1, 2025
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