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Deal with

Required to handle or be in charge of a miserable experience. Also known as “being stuck with a fucked situation”
by griffith77 January 28, 2025
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Chagos Deal

To give away land you own, and as part of the deal you pay the person or entity you're giving the land to a considerable sum of money.
Example 1: I'm giving away half my garden to my neighbour, and paying him £10,000. The wife's not too happy, but I'm calling it, my Chagos Deal!
Example 2: Have you heard, the UK government is giving the Chagos Islands to Mauritius! In addition, as part of the deal, they are paying the Mauritius government in excess of £9 billion!
by Wasitpolad February 12, 2025
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Deal with people like me

Is that what I should be saying, fat bitch who proves that even the fat cocks have to slum it sometimes?
Hym "You don't deal with people like me. You fuck the fat cocks and then demonize me for you doing that. NO ONE deals with people like me because there ARE no people like me. There is exactly 1 trillionaire on the planet right now."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2025
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deal factor

Generally used in the negative to refer to someone who lacks deal factor. It is the quality where people can deal with changes in plan, changes in circumstances, without going above threshold or overreacting.
John? He’s got like no deal factor. We changed the time for brunch by 15 minutes and he freaked out.
by Blider March 19, 2025
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Deal

Distribute (cards) to players in a systematic rotation during a game or round.
The last hand's cards were dealt.
by Arminkshipper June 6, 2024
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Tubby Good Deals

‘Tubby Good Deals’ is a term given to an individual who in short, is tubby (or not so tubby) This term has nothing to do with good deals although it may be used in a transaction with tubby doing a good deal.
Chambers- Areet Ovvy mate, would you like a pint?

Ovvy - TUBBY GOOD DEALS, TUBBY GOOD DEALS!
by TubbyGoodDeals June 8, 2024
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Jew deal

When something is really expensive, a company will nickel and dime a lot of money out of you making it a Jew deal
Club Pilates: that’ll be $200 a month for 4 classes a month for Pilates

Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates
by Trump daddy 69 July 11, 2024
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