Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.

"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."

by uh_duh12 October 4, 2011

The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius

'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '

by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025

deal him

Go out with him

Im gonna deal him

by sex bomb hamza March 25, 2016

piecha deal

Piecha Deal is an Italian mob reference to the penis of a gay man.

"Hey, did you see Vito slamming that guy with his Piecha Deal?"

by SRMVegas December 17, 2010

Real deal skeng

If someone is tuff and hard as nails and don’t give two fucks

Charlie is a real deal skeng

by Connorarmes June 18, 2023

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Dealed the seal

To horrifically ruin a romantic excursion; "sealing the deal" gone sour.

"Greg sneezed over his date's boobs last night; that really dealed the seal."

by Dealedtheseal April 21, 2013