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Douche Block

1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.

2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.
"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.

*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."
by wilynilystoleyourbili March 27, 2009
mugGet the Douche Blockmug.

douche tip

Hey Luke Zuke, look at that guy in the black beaver hat.

No kidding, Bo Zuke. He looks like a douche tip.
by Bo Zuke April 4, 2017
mugGet the douche tipmug.

douche wallet

That dude is such a complete douche. God, what a douche wallet
by dbaggery26 January 15, 2009
mugGet the douche walletmug.

Douche-cruiser

Class of vehicle. Typically lowered, with loud speakers and rims. Generally under the command of a young adolescent male driver who has yet to discover how douchetastic he is, but sometimes manned by the older male who is fully aware of his douchetasticness.
"check out that douche-cruiser!" Or " hey man wanna borrow my car?, That ol' douche-cruiser? No thanks I'll walk."
by Clumpydumper September 24, 2018
mugGet the Douche-cruisermug.

Douche llama

Another name which can be used to describe the general psychological state of the masses (also known as sheeple, sleep walkers, the herd, etc. ). Douche llamas wander aimlessly through life without much thought or concern in regards to how they are spending that life. They are not able to think for themselves, are generally quite boring and uninteresting to socialize with, but at the very least, douche llamas CAN be good for a hump or two... Sometimes even 3...but a 3 hump douche llama is as hard to find as a 4 leaf clover, so are few and far between.
Llamas dont have humps... Thats a camel. What a douche llama!! Wonder what a llama toe looks like?
by Seanonamous October 23, 2017
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douche dongro

The name for a fatass, wideload dickface weeniehead who fashions hisself as a god.
douche dongro superintends with no example and by fear and utter nonesense.
by fartmeister69 March 18, 2011
mugGet the douche dongromug.

dish douche

One who never washes the dishes, even though he or she always offers to wash the dishes. A dish douche will mysteriously disappear as soon as dinner is eaten, and return to the kitchen once the last saucer has been dried and put away.
Pete hasn't scrubbed a single plate in his life. If you added up all the unwashed dishes in this dish douche's life, you could cast a shadow over Manhattan.
by shootandrun October 11, 2009
mugGet the dish douchemug.

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