Dollar Shave Club

By the nine hundreth time you hear this bloody sponsor on fucking Youtube, your mind loses fucking braincells. If I hear the words from someone's mouth being "Dollar" and "Shave" I just instantly shut the video off and sigh in anger from it being horded on video sites.

Thank you to my sponsor: Dollar shave Club...

Me: Fuck it, don't need another ad.

by IReallyWannaDieToday December 15, 2018

paying negative dollars

buying clothes (normally used) for a certain price, then finding more money in the pocket than what you originally paid for them

I bought a $20 pair of jeans at Plato's Closet the other day and found a wadded up $50 dollar bill in one of the pockets when I got home. I love paying negative dollars for clothes.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

The Billion Dollar Question

"Who's Got Weed?"

So... here's The Billion Dollar Question.... Who's got weed?

by The guy who makes definitions January 03, 2012

Five Dollar Dime

A prostitute that is rated ten on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness, but is so desparate she is willing to accept five dollars.

"Five dollar dime on the mind, make you stop look and listen and youll still be missin mine."
-10,000 Cadillacs, Daddy Lyrics

by steezy geez September 30, 2009

dollar shave club

Dollar shave club: When a man gets cum in his beard during the act of oral sex.

Did you notice Mike joined the dollar shave club last night.

by Tiddies the cat May 16, 2016

Get The Dollar

to get some money

i aint got no money, i need to get the dollar

by Priya December 02, 2003

10 Dollars of Weed

"10 Dollars of Weed" is $10.00 worth of weed you facking idiot.

Here's a $10.00 bill, go get me 10 dollars of weed!

by Sunday7777777 January 15, 2012