Hey did you hear Rob is selling "Blood Crystals"?
-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.
-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.
by micromoods January 11, 2023
Get the Blood Crystalsmug. Crystal is very beautiful although very introverted and sometimes often taken as being stuck up due to her lack of social skills. Crystals can be very funny when she opens up and lets herself go into comedy mode. Crystal is a bit self centered at times and will skip her only sisters daughters wedding because she just got a puppy, sort of things.
by HJ1111 July 8, 2025
Get the Crystalmug. 
Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
Get the crystal mythmug. She’s Humble, Loving, & spontaneous. Crystal is Loyal and caring. She isn’t afraid to give up everything for her loved ones. You can do her wrong many times and she will always be there for you helping you out in return. Her {Eyes} are mesmerizing honey and turn hazel at times you can easily get lost in them and fall in love. Surely {Unforgettable}. She is beautiful, stunning, kind girl that could make anyone in the world feel happy to just be around her. You may often feel jealous of her due to her looks and fun Nature. Easy to fall in love with. Super chill and the best to have a fun time with. She’s also a good person to go on adventures with and make memories. Once she gets feelings for someone, she won’t stop thinking about them. She is usually quiet and shy, but around her friends she’s outgoing. When you compliment her, she’s always flattered, but doesn’t see it in herself. She is a great friend, and even better girlfriend, who will give a guy all the time in the world. If you have her never let her go. She has a passion for music and art and is in fact brilliant, though she may not show it. If you and Crystal are friends, you can trust her because she will not betray you. She has a guilty conscious, so she will try to keep everyone happy. She likes holding hands, and cuddles. Her fashion sense is unique, like her personality. Her faults are overthinking and being clumsy. Don’t betray the trust of her, though. If you have a Crystal, you are set!
“Aw really I love Crystal, she’s the best”
“I wish I had friends like her”
“wow, you’re a lucky man!”
“I wish I was dating a Crystal”
“I wish I had friends like her”
“wow, you’re a lucky man!”
“I wish I was dating a Crystal”
by Crystallinebee November 23, 2021
Get the Crystalmug. When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.
by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016
Get the willy crystalmug. by Enjoyitmf11 December 10, 2024
Get the Crystal methmug.