Crack Moment

A moment of complete and utter indifference for life it self, where one feels such extreme disconnect with his/hers situation that nothing in the world matters to them any more, explained and manifested in ones willingness to do crack.
Ben, man you look gone... Ya man, I'm just so fucking done, I'm having a crack moment over here.
by Shakednotstirred November 16, 2014
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crack factor

A term used for scaleing the amount of ones crack showing when bending over, usually rated from 1 to 10 (10 being maximum crack and possibly hair/feces)
"Oh man, pull up your pants"

"Crack factor?"

"Fuck man, id say about 7"

"Oh, sorry man"

by Taffysack September 27, 2007
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Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin
He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
by Nobli May 07, 2023
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crack of heaven

When a woman bends down and you barely see her ass crack. Most commonly seen when woman are wearing jeans.
Jack: Hey John. that waitress over there just dropped our food all over the floor...
John: Yes she did, but did you see that crack of heaven when she went to pick it all up?!
by Bobby Night September 15, 2013
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Cracks Butt

A word to describe ones frustrations with an object or person. Especially if they had one or two drinks at a slot machine game.
*hits machine* *took all her money* “This cracks butt!”
by Rainswerds April 14, 2019
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Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.
Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?
by Shohn Shmoe February 22, 2012
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German crack

Drugs available at German grocery stores.
Huck's is whack. Ima get better German crack at Aldi.
by Justforyoumatt February 14, 2016
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