courtesy napkin

A napkin or tissue one takes to their pornography to catch the excessive amounts of bodily fluids after jacking (or jilling) off

Damn, that dirty fool got his jizz all over my keyboard, fucker forgot to bring a courtesy napkin

by Blaster 2.5 April 20, 2005

Courtney Love

v. To marry a famous, successful, and/or talented artist (preferably musician), have his child, wait until he gets super rich, and then hire someone to kill him while you hide out in another city to establish your "alibi"

A: Did you hear what happened to Karl Coburn? AKA one of the most talented musicians of his time?

B: No, what?

A: His skank wife Cornelia Loathe totally Courtney Loved him.

B: No way! ...Bitch.

A: Totally.

by kristenssn June 3, 2010

courtesy flush

The first thing you do when you walk into a restroom and other occupied stalls. Flushing before you sit down creates enough noise in the area that other people may be able to finish their business while minimizing embarrassment from excessive flatulence.

Seeing as there was only one stall taken, and given the state of his rotting gut, John gave the other restroom occupant a courtesey flush in hopes that he would finish his business so John could get down to his with the added privacy of being the only one in the restroom.

by anonymous August 17, 2004

Courtney Love

The most wide legged whore in the whole United States. Her band Hole failed more than sending Kurt Cobain to rehab.

Man 1. Holy shit is that Courtney Love?!!!
Man 2. Quick let's take a shot of Heroin and shoot ourselves in the head!!!!

by Wickernigga January 17, 2015

Courtney

A girl in love with Urban Dictionary.

"Her best friend is Urban Dictionary."
"Oh, you mean Courtney?"
"Yea."

by :statusreader: March 1, 2010

Courtesy Flush

Stopping for a second mid-facial to give your partner a brief moment to swallow.

Things would have gotten messy if it were not for that courtesy flush.

by Sir Vent March 9, 2017

Courtney

When you pull a Courtney, you reach over your seat over the metal bar that connects the seat to the desk to pick up something you dropped, and fall over doing so. This often leads to embarrassment and everyone laughing at you.

Person 1: I feel so bad for that girl.
Person 2: Yeah, me too. I heard she pulled a Courtney last class.

by N@y November 23, 2011