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Cosmic Krunked

The act of being cross faded and high on mushrooms
Is he cross fading? no he tripled up on some mushrooms, he's getting Cosmic Krunked
by _ hijack _ April 7, 2024
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cosmopolian

a word your friend says when they are meaning cosmopolitan
what is that drink ummm..... a cosmopolian?
no idiot it's cosmopolitan
by Nina C2000 April 17, 2024
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cosmopolian

a word your friend says when thinking about a cosmopolitan
what's that drink ummm.... a cosmopolian?
no idiot it's a cosmopolitan.
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CosmicPrince

CosmicPrince is a gamejolt user, They are transgender and are a FURRY ARTIST!!!

He Simps for ⭐ VOX ⭐ from hit show Hazbin Hotel!!!!

He watched hazbin hotel and helluva boss and get too happy when hearing anything abt it unless its trash talk
His pronouns are He/They/It and he often uses the emoticons like .w. UwU. OwO :3

He hates drama but also has the need to respond to every message he gets so it never stops unfortunately
CosmicPrince is a simp
by TheCosmicUser July 6, 2024
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CosmicPrince

CosmicPrince is a gamejolt user who simps for VOX from hit show Hazbin Hotel
He's a little goofy guy and people he considers friends are Tired_Kyri, Hare_Dare, ffatalityy and Boxzee more than a friend tho
He may or may not be having an exestential crisis and his online uncle is Caro_
He is a fan of Mushroom Girl on youtube
He often uses uwu :3 .w. owo etc.
He's a furry artist
CosmicPrince is a furry artist
by TheCosmicUser July 6, 2024
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Cosmopolitan Hippo

The act of urinated, defecating, and ejaculating on naked, obese woman; typically in the all-fours position.
Yeah man I am pretty exhausted, didn’t sleep much last night. I had to make the cosmopolitan hippo last night.
by SwiftNova1087 January 27, 2026
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Cosmic Escapism

Hell is real, and hell is here. History's wounds refuse to heal; late-stage capitalism and neoliberalism have proven that a civilization without spirit or community inevitably perishes. Cosmic Escapism asserts that Earth is merely a temporary cradle for sentient species—a nursery we have overstayed. Stagnation is terminal. If humanity cannot spread its wings into the vastness of space, it will cannibalize itself and decay into ash.

This movement blends techno-optimism, transhumanism, and posthumanism with a syncretic spirituality drawing from Neo-Pagan reverence for nature and Abyss/Void mysticism. It rejects the extraction-oriented rhetoric of traditional space colonization. The cosmos is not a quarry; it is a cathedral. Adherents believe in humanity's cosmic destiny, the possibility of immortality, and our capacity to master nature through science and technology—not to exploit, but to transcend.

The political demand is radical and unyielding: redirect all societal resources toward leaving Earth as rapidly as possible, while preserving and conserving the planet and its remaining inhabitants. Conservation is not a moral end; it is logistical maintenance for the lifeboats. Earth is dying. The only salvation is exodus. This is not nihilism—it is hope relocated off-world, aimed at the stars.
Cosmic Escapism Example: A Cosmic Escapist does not attend a climate march; they donate to open-source orbital launch vehicle projects. They do not argue about tax policy; they argue about the optimal delta-v budget for a cycler orbit between Earth and Mars. They feel no contradiction in celebrating the winter solstice with pagan rituals while reading astrodynamics textbooks by candlelight. When asked if they believe humanity will ever truly leave, they pause, then quote a line from a forgotten Soviet cosmist: "We are not yet worthy of the stars. But we must build the ships anyway, so that our children might become worthy."

Example: Mara, a cosmic escapist, works as a thermal protection systems engineer for an open-source space launch collective. She donates half her salary to orbital debris remediation and votes against every politician who defunds NASA. She celebrates the solstice with pagan rites in a redwood grove, then spends her nights running Monte Carlo simulations of cycler orbits. She does not attend climate marches; she calculates the minimum viable delta-v for a generation ship. When asked if she truly believes humanity will escape, she quotes a forgotten Soviet cosmist: "We are not yet worthy of the stars. But we must build the ships anyway, so our children might become worthy."
by Dumu The Void February 12, 2026
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