Cluster Duck

When your phone's autocorrect corrects the word Clusterfuck so you rewrite the whole word like three fucking times until you get it correct while the friend who you are texting is pissing himself

Friend: this year has been fucking awful
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally

by KoolKidz1268 June 24, 2020

crusty cluster

the definition for a crusty cluster is when you take a shit and day after day you dont wipe your arse it builds up and the shit build up is considered a crusty cluster ie a build up of old feocal matter

dude "i had the shits again but i never bother wiping the wife always uses all the bog roll"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"

by anal*smear August 25, 2008

cart cluster

A group of carts left in a certain area that is not the designated spot for carts to be returned to. This is found in places with many people like supermarkets.

Person 1: We're going to be late to the party.

Person 2: Don't take the cart all the way back to the store. Just push it in the cart cluster.

by Manginacus January 5, 2011

Dirty South Clusterfuck

A sandwich made at McDonald's from a McDouble and a southern homestyle chicken sandwich. Similar to the McGangbang but tastier and more scrumptous.

I went to McDonald's today and had myself a delicious Dirty South Clusterfuck

by DsRegulator August 13, 2011

Clisters

Name for visable STDs on a woman's vagina. Derived from the English words Clit and Blisters, Clisters.

I wouldn't hook up with that chick if I were you, I heard she has a beastly case of the clisters.

by GrizzlyBearski August 26, 2009

Claustrahomophobia

Fear of being in small places with homosexual individuals.

I wouldn't be caught dead in an elevator in San Francisco. I have claustrahomophobia

by dlinc54 April 28, 2011

Claustrophobia

Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus.Most people with this fear barricade themselves in their room until the holidays are over.

*sees santa* HOLY SHIT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE ITS SANTA RUNNNN! HE WANTS TO EAT MY SOUL!! *runs away screaming*
Claustrophobia is the fear of Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus.Most people with this fear barricade themselves in their room until the holidays are over.

by FangirlingASKDFGGL December 27, 2014