by Golden Foot April 17, 2012
Get the Clown Timemug. An absolute disgusting crispy semen coverered bulbous labia example of a slags pastie aka a drunkards late night meal. Most likely diseased, and wears fake prada and orange makeup.
Rupert phoned the clinic with much hesitation about his blistered knob and his wife's clown's pastie
by Loopydave December 17, 2018
Get the clown's pastiemug. When you or someone else has added dry humor into your daily conversations so much that people including your friends can’t tell if you’re joking or not.
Person 1: If I just had to shoot confetti out of my pussy to make thousands On the Internet I’d do it.
Person 2: Yo wtf, why would you do that?do you not have any morals or self-respect
Person 1: Ayo it’s just a joke man.Fuck I wish I didn’t have to say that so often, it’s like I’m Schrodinger’s Clown or some shit.
Person 2: Yo wtf, why would you do that?do you not have any morals or self-respect
Person 1: Ayo it’s just a joke man.Fuck I wish I didn’t have to say that so often, it’s like I’m Schrodinger’s Clown or some shit.
by Lobotomized3D February 7, 2021
Get the Schrodinger’s Clownmug. a) The degree to which someone is a clown.
b) A term that describes management. The higher up within an organization that someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor"
b) A term that describes management. The higher up within an organization that someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor"
by kitten78 April 23, 2010
Get the Clown Factormug. A person of below average intelligence, likely very creepy to women. Constantly talks about snowmobiles and pisses everybody off.
“Fuckin ass clown asked me for homework answers again.”
“Ass clown wont stfu about the AGR bus party”
“Ass clown wont stfu about the AGR bus party”
by Ralph assmear February 21, 2022
Get the Ass clownmug. A pickup basketball game that is very sloppy, unorganized, fast paced, with lots of fouling, bad calls, and arguing. Sometimes can also be a game where most of the participants aren't really very skilled fundamentally and take turns trying to do moves they see on 2K while laughing hysterically in between taking turns. All this is happening while there is supposed to be an actual competitive game going on. Clown ball can make even the most skilled basketball player look bad and typically can lead to injury for players who are actually fundamentally skilled basketball players.
Slim: "Yo Mike! You get any buckets out there today?
Mike: "Nah man. I had to quit before I rolled an ankle. They playin' that clown ball."
Slim: "Ahh shit..."
Mike: "Nah man. I had to quit before I rolled an ankle. They playin' that clown ball."
Slim: "Ahh shit..."
by JohnnyJumpshot June 24, 2019
Get the Clown Ballmug. 1a. Due to your stupidity and lack of attention you really know how to cancel the clown.
1b. Are you feeling ok? Where's your head at? You're really cancelling the clown today.
2a. After dinner last night I thought my girlfriend and I were going to have intercourse, instead she cancelled the clown on me.
2b. I was really getting to know that girl through intense conversation and then my douchebag friends intruded on my squirrel and cancelled the clown on me.
1b. Are you feeling ok? Where's your head at? You're really cancelling the clown today.
2a. After dinner last night I thought my girlfriend and I were going to have intercourse, instead she cancelled the clown on me.
2b. I was really getting to know that girl through intense conversation and then my douchebag friends intruded on my squirrel and cancelled the clown on me.
by kim crappen January 21, 2008
Get the cancel the clownmug.