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cleveland air freshener

when you drop a cleveland steamer (a fat shit) in the top of the hand dryer. this leaves for a nice surprise once an innocent passerby decides to press the button and dry their hands.
Their weren't any towels left, so I tried to use the hand dryer and got hit with the cleveland air freshener!
by elizdalager November 19, 2020
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Cleveland Lasagna

When one shits in layers of pasta on someone's chest, and then wraps them up in plastic, so the pasta cooks itself.

*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.
Man, that girl was so wild last night, she ayer her own Cleveland Lasagna!
by Nolando blume January 9, 2021
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Cleveland Taco

When you dookie in a coochie and eat it out.
"Hi, Sarah! You can see I'm in Cleveland, you can see I have a taco. Put them together, whattaya got? A Cleveland Taco"
by dog kisser January 9, 2021
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Cleveland Surf N Turf

A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face
Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that
by Theehmscloutgang January 24, 2021
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Cleveland Chilidog

When you saran wrap your SO's whole body and specifically have diarrhea to spare. Then you fill a tub with it and dip your SO in to roll around and fully coat themselves.
I'm about to give you a Cleveland Chilidog girl. Enjoy.
by Carl Manlau February 2, 2021
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Cleveland Steamer

The act of taking a shit on a female sex partner's chest.
I laid a huge Cleveland steamer on that slut's tits last night. Call 1-800-STEEMER Cleveland Steemer makes it cleaner.
by SpoogeBob CumPants March 6, 2021
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Delivering the fax to Cleveland

Delivering the fax to Cleveland means to go poop.
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Delivering the fax to Cleveland, it’s gonna take a while.
by anonymous March 28, 2021
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