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Cleveland Z

A penis that bends twice, with the first bend being rightward, as viewed by the owner of the penis. (If the bend is to the left, the penis is referred to as a “Rhode Island Z”.)

Although certain diseases can create this outcome, the mostly likely cause is injury.
Bob’s had a Cleveland Z since he was a kid. He never should have stuck croquet balls in his underwear and gone prancing about the yard.
by Cleveland Zee May 4, 2021
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Cleveland switcheroo

The Cleveland switcheroo is a classic technique that involves picking up a hooker on the streeet. When you arrive home you quickly undress (as you are excited to bang a hooker) and you pour your pile of blow on the table. The hooker then drops her panties, and her dick which was consealed (pulled between her legs) springs out and smacks the coke pile into your face, causing a near instant over dose.
:Did you hear what happens to max?
:No
: he went out for a good time on his birthday

:what happened
: oh, some he-she gave him a Cleveland Switcheroo

:damn, poor guy
by OG Mudpipe September 14, 2018
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Cleveland Donut

During intercourse, this occurs when you or your partner shove a Krispy Kreme Donut® up either your or their ass. After removing the pastry from the rectum of the participant. You then Lady and the Tramp the donut until it is completely eaten.
Damn bro, I had the BEST Cleveland Donut last night.
by Bigboy69® March 25, 2016
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Cleveland Surf N Turf

A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face
Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that
by Theehmscloutgang January 24, 2021
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Cleveland Squirter

A Cleveland Squirter is similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except in the previous 24hrs prior the the act you consume only liquids.
The Squirtie lies on their back as the Squirter assumes the necessary squatting position and proceeds to expel their bowel, while simultaneously flicking their fingers back in forth in a furious motion. Thus creating the Cleveland Squirter effect and showering the Squrtie in a brown rain, similar to standard Squirt just with shit.
by Slug1 April 18, 2021
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cleveland steampie

When you shit in a woman's pussy then fuck her and cum inside her.
Man that girl was a total freak in bed, she asked for a Cleveland Steampie
by Fawk Ewe December 3, 2017
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Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.
She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.
by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016
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