chat line

For losers, geeks, who can't get sex, laid, with a real person in real life. Therefore the reason you see all the late night, sex ad's on TV for talk lines.

John is such a loser he calls 900 numbers
Sally was on the teen chat line rubbing poochie.

by chris50M January 9, 2006

chata flaco

slang for "shut the fuck up"

chata flaco, nozzle.

by Mr. Mamooshka June 11, 2006

Cooter Chat

The conversation or chit chat the gynecologists insists on making during a pap smear or pelvic examination.

Doctor: "Nice weather we're having."
Patient: "Uh-huh."
Doctor: "Got any plans for the rest of the day?"
Patient: "Nuh-uh"
Doctor: "We're just about done here."
Patient: "Look Doc, I know you're trying to be nice, but can you please cut out the cooter chat and just 'git er done!?"

by kidsnpigs February 7, 2010

harry potter chat

HPC...where people go and talk about everything but Harry Potter. The chat conversations usually are about sex, drugs, alcohol, homos, and other crap.

reg1- HARRY AND DRACO FOOK TOGETHER!! w00t w00t
n00b1- EWW!111
reg2- stfu n00b. kthxbi.

by Queen Bee January 16, 2005

hats for chat

a most excelleent petz chat room.
ie sex mongering.

Welcome to Hats for chat.

by atlyss July 28, 2004

Chat speak

Chat speak is a commonly used way of talking in chat rooms or on AIM. It includes Rofl (rolling on the floor laughing), Lol (laugh out loud), Lmao (laughing my ass off), and many others. Some people get this form of internet language confused with another. This one is called 1337 (leet). Chat speak can also be used as one sentence, such as Asl (age, sex, location.) Many people may use little or no punctuation and may not capitalize their words. They tend to spell words incorrectly and not bother changing them.

User 1: yea ten i was like ur a fat fase
User 2: ROFL oic idc how u did it im glad u beat him up he was lyk soooo annoying
User 3: idk he was lyk kinda cute rite i no im lyk omg im kra z chat speak is sooooo kool
User 2: gtg, brb somtime tat old mom wants me
User 3: bi!!!
User 1: dont forgit we cyber

by Leia Hall November 17, 2006

Choate

A prestigious prep school in Connecticut. A much higher quality institution than Trinity Pawling....and you people complaining about it have no idea what youre talking about. Just be glad your school is co-ed.

Choate guy 1: "Yo dude, u go to TP"
Me: "Yea"
Choate guy 1: "Yo bro i wanna go there, I heard they got sick Lax"
Me: Never say that again.

by Andy Cee July 27, 2006