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Presto and Chill

The cheap Australian's version of Netflix and Chill for those that can't afford Netflix and must settle for Presto's 'slightly less limited' viewing material.
Aussie Bloke: Ay love. You up for some classy Presto and Chill?
Aussie Sheila: Bby pls. What are we watching?
Aussie Bloke: Nothing.
by Mephisto P. Heles January 21, 2016
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Salad and chill

The act of a girl making a guy go on many dates with her before having sex. Often done by innocent girls who want a chill relationship rather than a dramatic sexual one.
I don't want to Netflix and chill with him. How about salad and chill instead.

I don't want to be some one night stand, I honestly just want someone to salad and chill with me.
by Ogelratsraw November 26, 2016
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Chilling with the hose

What you can say to your Catholic Asian mom while in your backyard pool with the garden hose
Emily: *holds up hose* “Look mom, I’m chilling with the hose!”
Emily’s mom: *smiles and laughs*
Emily and Ari: *cackles*
by tragicqueenofthenorth September 7, 2019
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chille hole

When you fart is your pants and your dog eats the crotch out
Uncle: CHILLE HOLE.
Dog:CHEWS PANTS CROTCH
by Arcaneash975430 August 23, 2021
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Chill the dick

another way of saying no when in a sexual encounter
dude I said I was on my period, chill the dick
by Lykra Dranks July 26, 2018
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Chilled Cock

condoms kept in a refrigerator nice and cool. Feels better during sex
I overheard frank say to Telly he likes a chilled cock in his ass.
by Gill kill December 2, 2013
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autosteer and chill

Like Netflix and Chill, but for farmers.

Basically fucking in the tractor/combine/sprayer while autosteer is engaged.

Plowing the field while plowing your partner.

Harvesting the field while your girlfriend gets another kind of protein.

Spraying the field while spraying your girlfriend with.. well you get the point.
My boyfriend had to work Friday night, so I rode in the tractor with him for a little autosteer and chill.
by Illscoutyourcorn March 10, 2016
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