cuff the carrot

cuff the carrot = to fearcefully tug your noodle in a mean,revengeful manner

"Harmon cuff the carrot so often,He start's topics about it on message boards"

by harmons mom March 3, 2008

carrot

a small dick usually encorporated with an immature white girl.

8=D is the example size of a carrot

by fefawf July 11, 2006

carrot eater

Synonymous with "Yankee" in the South
a rich sap who condescends you subtly because you're not rich out the ass, usually "old money"
they carry luis vuitton bags and sleep under $1000 sheets. They're bout the dumbest summabitches on the planet.
Everybody in the South hates them. Especially the working class.
You know you're a carrot-eater when you pronounce Appalachia "Ah-puh-LAY-shuh"

Francine Bullingshire: Oh look, sweetie! Muffins my darling Pomeranian made a doody!
Any normal, well-rounded non-asshole: Damn bunch of carrot-eaters. Get a real dog.

by mountain woman February 15, 2004

carrot day

That day of nice weather in the long term weather forecast that never seems to get any closer then five days away.

Carrot day is now next Tuesday.

by Gene M April 30, 2008

Carrot

Long orange thing

Woah !!! Look at that carrot !!!

by Methflixandchill November 10, 2015

Carrot

The corporate watchdog

Those carrot cunts are watching me

by Assassin75 January 15, 2016

Carrot top

A skinny dumbass who sucks his friend's cock, can often be seen looking at homes planning to bulldoze the homes to place sex dungeons.

That guy is obviously a carrot top

by Haybale June 16, 2017