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V-Card

1)To be a virgin
2)Someone who hasn't had sex yet hasn't "lost their v-card"
jess: yooo jimmy did you bring your v-card? cuz i left mine at homee
jimmy: whatever jess i get more tail than a dog.
by Spongebobb May 30, 2008
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evidence card

an act usually made by people who can't come to realize that their government could possibly be corrupt
Enlightened American- Dick Cheney is running this country and George Bush is a paid comedian.

Ignorant American- where the evidence at??

Enlightened American- There's a possibility that either our government or another group that the media doesn't report on could be behind 911.

Ignorant American- where the evidence at??
evidence card
by grathom January 8, 2009
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flip card

When somebody says that they will do an unreasonable task or say something that someone else does not believe, the other person can call "bitch-card". This basically means that if the person does not do the task or is lying, they get bitch-slapped across the face. BUT... if the person who is bitch-carded says "flip-card" and they do the task or they are not lying about the bitch-carded statement, then they get a slap on their worthy opponent, or the person who bitch-carded them.
"I hooked up with a girl when I was in 5th grade" -Jimmy
"Bitch-card!! That never happened" - Larry
"Flip card" - Jimmy
by bloodyknuckles October 12, 2017
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Running the credit card and getting the receipt

Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and clinch their ass. You get the receipt when they are most vulnerable...lurched forward and nuts in the open. At that point, you take your other hand and hit them in the nuts, as you are taking the receipt.
"Damn....did you see Matt running the credit card and getting the receipt on Roger?"
by John William Matson July 16, 2008
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platium players card

hey lets go to 7-11, i got the muchies, hook it up with platium players card!
by missjune August 4, 2010
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the credit card

Turn your hand sideways and come up behind someone swiping your hand from bottom to top of ass crack like a credit card
Eric gave Michael the credit card and then smelled his hand
by Levetti Spaghetti March 19, 2017
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Guilt Card

when a referee gives a yellow card in 2nd half to the team he inadvertently helped in the first half by disallowing an obvious goal against them - mark lawrenson
German midfielder got a yellow card in 2nd half, after england had a goal disallowed against them in the 1st half, when it did cross the line and would of leveled the score 2-2 - mark lawrenson states "that's a guilt card, he's trying to atone"
by morch June 30, 2010
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