While drunk, trying to act sober in front of the person your trying to hook up with, as well as commanding your friends who are even more drunk to act like they're sober. Originated in Athens, Greece.
Girl 1: I see a hot guy over there.
Girl 2: You better be captain sober if you want to get him.
or
Friend 1: Your acting ridiculously drunk right now, you need to be captain sober.
Girl 2: You better be captain sober if you want to get him.
or
Friend 1: Your acting ridiculously drunk right now, you need to be captain sober.
by Captain Greece! April 15, 2011
Get the Captain Sobermug. A Captain Custard is a term that can be used in any team sport, but was first used in Sunday league football. It is used to describe a player who constantly refuses to bring other team mates into the game by passing them the ball, for them to only go on and lose possession themselves. Also know as a Ball Hog.
Manager (tezza): I don't wana see any Fuckin' Captain Custards today lads, ok?? (Looks at teams Captain Custard) or else Kinch Monsters going to come within 10 yards of ya, an next thing ya know you're in a hospital bed. Good luck lads, oh, and try not to get beat 9-0 again.
by JR!5 July 3, 2014
Get the Captain Custardmug. In Starcraft 2, the mortal enemy of the Zerg race. Captain Phoenix will kill your queens, kill all your overlords and supply block you, kill mutalisks in 1:2 ratios, lift up and slaughter most of your ground units, and just generally make your life hell. Not as dangerous in 1v1 where he can safely be counter attacked or defended against. In team matches however, particularly 3v3 and 4v4, if Captain Phoenix is left alone to get a critical mass of phoenix your team is in a large amount of trouble if you don't have a Terran player. At the very least, Captain Phoenix will shut down almost all production from enemy zerg players.
The protoss on the enemy team is walled in with a core and gate at the ramp, so is the protoss on your team. The toss on your team is going stalkers, and there is a good chance the opposing protoss is also, but little do you know you're up against Captain fucking Phoenix. If you went ground, you have already lost, you will have little to no defense vs Captain Phoenix. If you attack, your forces will be lifted up and killed, with the exception of mass zerglings, which will just die at the ramp. By now most of your overlords you spread out will be dead, if you are supply blocked it's probably also game over. If you went air instead of ground, you're DEFINITELY dead. Mutalisks will be slaughtered by phoenix kiting, and while corruptors may be able to go toe to toe with phoenix, they are completely useless against anything else the protoss will send aside from assisting with corruption.
by leetkr3 October 29, 2010
Get the captain phoenixmug. James tripped over his laundry basket and headbutted a hole in the closet door. Captain Polak strikes again!!!!
by to ten chlopak December 29, 2007
Get the Captain Polakmug. A term used to refer to an indavidual famed for vomiting profusely when under the influence of alcohol
by scruffbag88 January 20, 2009
Get the Captain Chundermug. Based on the 2009 Captain Morgan ad campaigns, opporunists who go to parties and create scenarios where they can easily obtain sexual appreciation from multiple member's of the opposite sex
Bro #1: I'll put posters of me and my crew outside the club that make us look famous when we are really just four regular guys
Bro #2: Damn you are such a Captain Morganist
Bro #1: I'll find girls at a costume party and have me and my friends dress up in costumes that match them
Bro #2: Wow you are certainly an avid pracitioner of the Captain Morganist philosophy
Bro #1: I'll buy a bunch of captain morgan and then be the guy who bought all the drinks
Bro #2: sweet, free drinks
Bro #2: Damn you are such a Captain Morganist
Bro #1: I'll find girls at a costume party and have me and my friends dress up in costumes that match them
Bro #2: Wow you are certainly an avid pracitioner of the Captain Morganist philosophy
Bro #1: I'll buy a bunch of captain morgan and then be the guy who bought all the drinks
Bro #2: sweet, free drinks
by flossandtosscrisscrosstheboss July 9, 2009
Get the Captain Morganistmug. A superhero for a new safer millenium.
Captain egain will sort your emails with superspeed and wipe out his evil arch enemy SPAM.
Superpowers include being able to smoke 10 joints at once and rolling a phat one before you can say "roll me a phat one"
Captain egain will sort your emails with superspeed and wipe out his evil arch enemy SPAM.
Superpowers include being able to smoke 10 joints at once and rolling a phat one before you can say "roll me a phat one"
by Stitch December 5, 2004
Get the captain egainmug.